is a very wierd song by Regina Spektor.

ohh life.
Life has made several things impossibly apparent to me, so that means I must share them with you, dear reader.
First: I love lists.
I can't freaking live with out them. I even put stuff that has already been done on said lists so I can cross them out!
obsession much?!
yes. very. even this blog is a list of sorts.
I need one of these.
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Secondly: It is impossible to laugh hysterically and go to the bathroom simultaneously.
moving on.

Thirdly: Ive found my true calling.
Im dropping out of school to become a 'Custon "My Little Pony" Designer'.
or perhaps I'll just find a school with that major.
[link]. I can't believe Ive been missing out on this my whole life.
These things sell for like 50 bucks a pop.
I'll be filthy rich.
WAHAHAHA.
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Fourthly: Back to that age old subject. CAFFINE. now I don't intent to once again rave about its magical healing abilities (its true.) or how it makes all of like a little bit brighter, but to talk about the subject of determination in comparisson to caffine.
Determination. I find that the more caffinated I am, the more determined I am.
Like for instance Ive just been challenged to a "who can eat the most hotdogs and not barf contest" and Ive had no caffine.
I'd be like "no way man, thats nastly, and hotdogs are completlely made of bugs anyway"
But If I threw about a cup and a half of coffee into the mix the answer would be more like "WOOOOAHHH. ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALLENGE!!? YOU are SOOO going down. no way you can eat more hotdogs that me!...." and continuing smack talk, followed by ingestion of gross processed bugs and then probably vomit.
What was my point, you might ask?
Im not sure.
Except a warning- use that determination for good. not evil. Be determined to make the world a better pla.... oh bah. humbug.




Nextly: Games like "Age of Empires" or "Civilization" just set you up for depression. I mean C'MON! Your empire is doing just dandy and all the sudden Rome is attacking! and then the PEOPLE GET THE FREAKING BUBONIC PLAUGE! and then fire! and dissention in the ranks! and death! and defeat and destruction.
All in about 20 minutes!
Talk about setting kids up for anexiety problems for the rest of their lives.
Frearing colossal meltdown of society any second.
psssh. I know I do NOW.
thanks Age of Empires. thanks alot.

Lastly: I am an angry photographer with no models.
ANGRY? yes. why?
BECAUSE I HAVE NO MODELS.
still life can only get-cha so far.
okayokay Im not really angry, but I would simply love to take pictures of you if you would like your picture taken.
we can get coffee too.
It'd be a blast.

so dear reader this is the conclusion of this particular late night rant.
hope you havent been bored to tears.
much love.
Jordan